Author: gemmapulley

  • Great Patience

    The fantastic Toby Litt set and adjudicated our competition this month:

    Brief:  The phrase they should respond to is: “‘A story in which a character shows great patience?’

    And the winners were…


    First place: ‘The Ox by Mike Sedgwick

    The waning moon was two nights past full when old Mbele arrived outside Desalu’s hut, assegai spears in one hand and his shield in the other. 

    ‘You promised to return my ox by full moon, Desalu.’ 

    ‘I’m a busy man, Mbele, come back in the morning.’ 

    Mbele remained outside Desalu’s hut, standing first on one leg, then on the other, sometimes leaning on his assegai. The moon set, and in the darkness, he heard animals roaming around outside the kraal. As the morning sun rose, Desalu appeared, hustling and bustling, always in a hurry to be somewhere else. ‘Maybe tonight,’ he said and went to his fields. 

    Mbele stood. Desalu’s wife, wearing her largest earrings and many beaded neck bands, motioned him to enter the hut, but Mbele knew he would never see his ox again if he went with her. The sun’s heat scorched his skin. Desalu pushed Mbele aside when he returned that evening. 

    Two dawns later, Desalu emerged gingerly from his hut, avoiding Mbele’s gaze. 

    ‘You still here?’ 

    Mbele stood, waiting, expecting, hoping. To pass the time, he scratched patterns into the dusty earth with his assegai: home, food, and ox. 

    The next night, he heard raised voices inside the hut. At dawn, Desalu emerged scowling and shoved Mbele to the ground.  

    ‘Get out of my way, old man,’  

    Desalu’s wife shouted after him, ‘You should be ashamed of yourself, treating him like that.’ 

    Desalu’s wife brought Mbele water and a bowl of mashed beans to eat. As the crescent moon rose, he picked up his assegai and shield and prepared to leave. His ox was lost. Desalu would never return him. As he left the kraal, he saw Desalu approaching from his toils leading the ox by a tether. He handed the tether to Mbele without a word and firmly touched his shoulder. 


    Second Place: The Patience of a Saint by Dominique Hackston

    Our first visit to the dementia assessment ward proved scary. Mum and I were sitting in an awkward silence when an old man barged in, a doll in the crook of his arm. He hid behind my chair. 

     A nurse in close pursuit knuckle grazed the door. ‘Sorry!’  she mouthed. ‘Common on John this isn’t your room.’ 

    John thrust the doll at me and dug his bony fingers into my arm. ‘Protect me! She’s trying to hurt me.’   His voice trembled.  

    ‘Oh? I side-eyed the nurse, wanting help. 

    The nurse edged forward. ‘John you can’t give Baby Mary to strangers.’ 

    John’s eyes darted from me and the doll, to the nurse and back. I proffered Mary. He snatched her with his free hand and smothered her in a hug. 

    The nurse motioned for her support staff to back off.  

    ‘Help me.’ His vice-like grip dragged me.  

    I winced and allowed him to lead me into the corridor. We wandered up and down, trying every door at least three times. The nurse followed, reassured me, kept the staff away, and cooed at John.  

    ‘John,’ the nurse tried again, ‘why don’t you let the lady go.’ 

    ‘So, you can hand cuff me?’ 

    ‘No handcuffs.’  She eared her trouser pockets. 

    John glared at her tunic ones.  

    ‘Just tissues,’ she said. Her hands slowly provided the proof. ‘How about a cup of tea?’ 

    I winced as nails stabbed my biceps. ‘She comes too.’ 

    ‘She wants to go to the toilet, first.’ 

    ‘Do you?’ He demanded. 

    I nodded. Just like that, I was free.  

    The nurse shooed me away with her eyes, guided John to a chair, and handed him a cup of tea.  

    Relieved, I returned to Mother. ‘That nurse needs to polish her halo.’  

    ‘Indeed,’ replied Mum, munching her invisible sandwich. ‘Paciência Santos is my favourite nurse.’ 


    Third Place: ’Uile-Bhèist’ by Dave Sinclair

    When I came to this place, both it and I were young. I met many creatures in the ancient seas and watched them take their first steps onto the sandy dunes, then into the swamps and beyond.  Gradually they learned to colonise their world, to cross the arid deserts, to climb the fiery mountain ranges and even spread their wings and soar from one land mass to another.  I watched over them, like a patient and doting parent. 

    While I waited for their minds to grow, I took their form. I was cautious, for many of them were violent. Time passed, and the creatures became more cunning, more violent, more agile and more malicious.  They ate flesh, even if it was their own.  But their minds remained dull, incurious and ordinary. I could not talk to them, for they had nothing to say. They were easy prey.  I ate well, hunting in the seas and on the margins of the river, making the cool darkness of the waters my home as I watched and waited. 

    One day the asteroid came. The skies grew dark, and the creatures choked and died.  Safe, hidden in the deep abysses of the oceans I slumbered for many years. When I awoke, new creatures ruled the land.  I sensed their intelligence, their determination to explore, to understand and command their world.  Surely there would be one amongst them who could sing my song for me.  And yes, there she was – a mind so crystal clear I could hear her thoughts half a planet away. 

    And thus, I travelled to the land she called A’ Ghàidhealtachd, to the shore of Loch Nis, the place of her home.  And she sang for me a song, so pure, so shining bright, it could be heard across the stars – the song of a siren, beckoning, inviting, calling to those from afar. 

    Soon, the silver ships will come.  Then will be the time for breeding. 


    A huge congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone who submitted!!

  • The wind was colder than the stars in winter

    The talented Matt Wingett set and adjudicated our competition this month:

    Brief:  The phrase they should respond to is: “The wind was colder than the stars in winter.” This can be anything. A poem, flash fiction, an outline for a story, a dialogue, (400 words) 

    And the winners were…


    First place: ‘Banshee Weather by Sophie Hetherington

    The wind was colder than the stars in winter. And I hate the wind. Give me rain but save me from wind. Whipping my hair mockingly around my face, a blizzard of hair in my eyes, mouth, lifting hanks of it around my head like Medusa’s snakes, defying gravity. My own features set in a grimace befitting that tortured goddess. Ears ice burned, draughts funnelling up my sleeves. Invading the gaps in my too-thin scarf to chill the back of my neck. I’ve heard school teachers say the wind makes kids feral – can’t be settled once back in class after the exhilaration of being buffeted and blown like leaves around the playground. I reach the house and a gust slams the door shut after me in one last insult. It’s a little quieter in hall as I take off shoes and coat, scrape hair off my face and catch my breath. But not quiet enough. The wind still buffets the house, forcing tiny banshee screams through every minute crack around the badly sealed windows. I can’t settle either, but not from energised elemental excitement; the wind disturbs me, my nerves frayed by the erratic noise of thick swirling air that will not let up. It continues into the evening; I have terrors over the ancient chimney stack, trying to work out its trajectory if a particularly vicious gust were to topple it. My thoughts are scattered, concentration fractured by the tinny reverberations coming down the metal chimney flue. I must have dozed off because later I wake and what confronts me is the absence of sound – it is silent at last – I can feel the still space inside my skull, the tension leaves my body. Tip-toe to the window to look out, and, clean silver pin pricks in a luminous ink blue sky, I can finally see the stars.


    Second Place: The Starry Night by Maggie Farran

    The picture had always been hung above the fireplace at the home, where she had been born. It was a cheap copy of ‘The Starry Night’ by Vincent Van Gogh. As a small child she had stared at it for hours, fascinated by the bright yellow stars set against the dark blue sky. She had looked at the little village in the distance and wondered what it was like to live there. Would she have attended the church with its tall steeple? Would she have climbed the mountains in the distance? She had loved the whirls around the stars and. The movement in the night sky.

    As she got older, she had tried to copy the painting. She had sat at the oak table in the living room with her felt tips and sketch book. Recreating it had been her passion, until she reached the age when she had her own paints and canvas. Then she had chosen her own subjects and style. She painted flowers in a detailed controlled way. They were beautiful and sold well. Everything about them reflected how she lived her life. Now both her parents had died, and she was back in her old childhood home, gazing up at the painting, that had meant so much to her, that had inspired her to become a painter.

    The grief for what she had lost and what she had become was wrapped around her like the most bitterly cold wind. Where was that free-spirited girl, who whirled and twirled like the stars in the painting? What had changed her into this precise, tight person? Her flower paintings were the result of painstaking work. Everything about them was perfect, from the colour of the petals to the shape of the leaves. They were treasured by collectors for their accuracy. She shivered at the coldness of how she saw herself now. She was able to appreciate the delicate beauty of the flowers she painted, and reproduce them perfectly with the gift, she had been given. Every exquisite detail was there, but the vibrant, swirling, whirling stars were just out of reach.


    Third Place: ’And Then The Wind’ by Val Harris

    but before that, you were the surest

    you’ve ever been. A brilliance in your eyes

    like all the planets had collided there.

    Air and sky as clear as a lucid mind.

    An upbeat heart, a steadfast belief,

    and then the wind.

    The relentless, flailing sod of it. A bite

    only a Yeti or a ghost, could endure,

    and even they are nowhere to be seen.

    How long will it last? How long before

    the roar and withering freeze engulf you,

    turn you into a sculpt of ice,

    unable to move your frosted lips,

    desperate for words, but too afraid

    your voice will shrivel and die?

    And then the wind, turning triumph

    over with its vicious breath,

    deadly as a breeze on Uranus.


    A huge congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone who submitted!!

  • June Competition

    Brief ‘A story in which a character shows great patience?’

    (300 words)

    Due May 25th 11:59pm

    AdjudicatorToby Litt

    Winners will be announced at our June 2025 meeting; online and in the newsletter thereafter.

    For full competition guidelines, please read our competition rules.

  • May Competition

    BriefThrow it wide and just let them respond. The phrase they should respond to is: “The wind was colder than the stars in winter.” This can be anything. A poem, flash fiction, an outline for a story, a dialogue,

    (400 words)

    Due April 25th 11:59pm

    AdjudicatorMatt Wingett

    Winners will be announced at our May 2025 meeting; online and in the newsletter thereafter.

    For full competition guidelines, please read our competition rules.

    Good luck!

  • Experiences, discoveries, and unexpected travel moments

    The amazing Natasha Orme set and adjudicated our competition this month:

    Brief:  Travel isn’t just about places – it’s about experiences, discoveries, and unexpected moments. Sometimes, the best (or worst!) moments happen when things go completely off track.

    Maybe you got hopelessly lost and found something incredible. Maybe bad weather ruined your perfect itinerary, only for an unplanned detour to become the highlight of your trip. Or perhaps the reality of a long-dreamed-of destination didn’t match the fantasy, yet taught you something unexpected.

    It could be funny, unsettling, heartwarming, or eye-opening – just make it real. No postcard-perfect moments. I want to see the messy, unpredictable, and wonderfully human side of travel.

    (400 words)

    And the winners were…


    First place: ‘Night Watch by Christ Youle

    Frozen. Shivering through layers of oilskin, fleece and wool. Alone at three in the morning, in the middle of the Bay of Biscay, solely in charge. The responsibility crushes my tingling nerve endings. Can this really be happening? But I have to keep us alive.

    The forecast had been wrong. Expectations of a blissfully calm introduction to night-sailing shattered.

    My first night watch. Pitch dark, blacker than any imaginable black. Wind scorches through me, sails scream and clatter around me. Nature more violent than I’ve ever experienced. My every sinew screams with terror. Water drenches me from all directions. Waves smack and splash, rain streams. Everywhere. Muscles I didn’t know I had sear with the effort of staying upright. My only friend is my next ginger biscuit. All I can stomach to counter the waves of nausea.

    Three hours focusing on where I think the sea becomes the sky. Three hours imagining dark shadows of boats heading straight for us. Three hours of seeing odd lights appearing and disappearing, of thinking I am going mad. The longest three hours of my life.

    Finally, shift change. My new mid-life husband, Pete, appears rubbing his eyes and beaming.

    “Everything OK?”

    “Fine,” I lie. “No problems.”

    I stagger down the steps, suddenly tasting salty ginger on moistening lips. Energy magics itself from nowhere as I scamper into the still-warm sleeping bag. I burrow as far

    down as possible. Safe, hiding, not responsible. At least if we drown in the next three hours it won’t have been my fault. Sleep descends miraculously.

    Three days and nights. The relentlessness and adrenaline surges totally drain my resources. Sustained terror alternating with desperate snatched sleep. On our fourth bleary-eyed dawn, the bouncing horizon reveals the distant estuary leading to Ribadeo. It isn’t A Coruna, where we’d been planning to land, but it’s safe. To head away from the relentless raging of the sea to the blissful beckoning of the ria is heaven.

    “Where’ve you come from?” asks the woman on the next boat as we stumble around, tying up.

    “Salcombe,” Pete replies.

    “Oh wow. How long did that take you?”

    Forever, I think. “Just three days.” says Pete breezily. “It was a really good crossing. Perfect wind on the nose. Made six or seven knots most of the way. Couldn’t have been better.”

    I feel quietly proud. Then utter exhaustion takes over.


    Second Place: Flamingos by Mike Sedgwick

    ‘There are flamingos up country in Mannar. I want to see them,’ stated my wife.

    I’m happy in Kandy, reading and watching the fish eagles over the river. The barman knows when to bring me another ice-cold beer. I must give up this leisurely life to travel the pot-holed roads in a car whose air conditioning heats the air. After six long hours, we are driven across the bridge onto Mannar Island where wild donkeys scratch themselves on baobab trees.

    At dawn the next day, we set out for where the flamingos are. At the tip of Mannar peninsular, a lone soldier with a WWII rifle defends Sri Lanka from an Indian invasion. Across the shallow seas and sandbanks of Adams Bridge, India forms a smudge on the horizon. A flock of stints run back and forth on the beach, avoiding the waves, stopping to peck at tiny crustaceans.

    Nowhere in the green scrub, the black brackish lagoons behind us, the shimmering sand and the blinding blue sky, is there a hint of the salmon pink we seek. It would be a wild goose chase if flamingos were geese.

    Back at our hotel, before breakfast, the young man on the desk explains, ‘I know where they are. I’ll take you there tomorrow morning.’

    Another dawn start when the air is cooler. We drive along tracks and around dunes and stop in an area of sand and scrub. With feet dragging in the sand, I think of my bed, checking the cricket scores on my iPad, waiting for breakfast. Instead, we creep past a dune. ‘Shush,’ whispers our guide, ‘move slowly.’

    Around another dune we see a brackish lagoon with a pink cloud of feeding flamingos, brilliant against a backdrop of dark trees. Their grunts, growls and honks float across the water and we watch their heads rise on their long necks to look around. Shuffling in reverse with their backwards-pointing knees, their feet disturb the water creatures which are gobbled up through inverted beaks. The black-tipped beaks rise up as they swallow their prey. Some know-it-all explains that their knees are actually ankles that bend that way.

    Thousands of pink rumps with black beaks are busy feeding in preparation for migration across Adams Bridge to India.

    Cricket scores? Ice-cold beers? Who cares? After this spectacle of nature, I need tea and my customary buffalo curd with thikul. I’ll come again, tomorrow.


    Third Place: ’The kindness of a stranger’ by Nicola Pritchard-Pink

    In the midst of the airport security queue, I sat crumpled on the floor, quietly crying with exhaustion, emotionally and physically defeated. How did I get here? This was not how I started.

    *                     *                     *

    Mid-afternoon one week earlier I confidently strode out of Düsseldorf airport, smiling at the prospect of my first ever lecture tour. My body fizzed and tingled with adrenaline and excitement – it was really happening. The tour took in three locations – Düsseldorf, Essen, and Münster – and in each city I would be met by locals who would show me around. I couldn’t wait.

    Ingrid was my first guide, who welcomed me to her beloved city, pointing out ancient towers, sunny riverside views, and, best of all, the gabled cream-fronted pub where she had her first kiss. The day was a whirlwind of modern art, Baroque churches, Nazi victim memorials, and local breweries, creating a sensory torrent: colourful Kandinsky contrasted with marble-white cherubs; haunting air raid shelters consumed along with frothy, dark beer. In the evening I gave my talk in a beautiful historic room, hung with chandeliers and lined with cabinets of priceless porcelain. What could be better than this?

    My magical experience continued in the next two cities, where again I was greeted at the station and again pampered by my hosts, leaving me feeling as if I were a celebrity.

    But cracks started to show on the last day. I have an auto-immune illness which means I run out of energy easily, and unfortunately my polite requests for a break were lost on my brilliantly enthusiastic hosts. By the end of my lecture I was really weary, and by the time I got to the airport the next day, I had officially run of out of juice. Dragging my heavy suitcase, which inexplicably now only had one working wheel, I slugged my body to the check-in desk. My legs felt leaden, and every step was like walking through thick treacle. No-one seemed to get what I was I saying and waving my sunflower lanyard didn’t help. By the time I got to security I had almost nothing left. I found myself collapsing down on the floor feeling desperate for someone, anyone, to help me. And it was just then, when I felt hopeless and unseen, that I heard a woman’s voice ask if I was OK, telling me she’d help me and stay with me. Tears filled my eyes with this simple but deeply profound act of kindness from a fellow traveller, beautifully proving how when we travel, we all have the potential to truly change someone’s day.


    Highly Commended: ’Rebel Rebel’ by Lowri Rylance

    Neither Mum nor Dad raised an eyebrow when I told them that I was quitting my nursing job to go travelling. I’d gained more than enough qualifications and experience to work my way around the world. There was nothing I could do to shock them, there was no rebellious teenage phase for me. Their own parents had cut them off decades earlier; the tattoos, piercings, drugs, teenage pregnancy and prison sentences had been too much for my devout Catholic grandparents, and I had never met them – we didn’t even know if they were still alive. My parents hated religion and thought that it was the cause of all that was wrong in the world, believing that the church had turned their parents against them.

    I’d thought nursing was the answer; I loved caring for others, and even though the shifts were long and arduous, the stories were harrowing, and the pay was low, I enjoyed it. But there was always something missing, and the nagging voice coming from the centre of my chest telling me to keep searching was never silenced. Mum and Dad said that I needed to find my soul mate; they believed that they had been together through numerous past lives and reincarnations and thought that the love of a partner was all that was missing from my life. I had never believed in fairy stories, and had no faith that a handsome prince or princess was out there looking for me.

    I hoped that a jaunt around the world seeing sights I couldn’t even begin to imagine, would be the answer, and I would finally feel complete. I crossed out country after country on my long list, meeting hundreds of people, experiencing the divides and chasms between the rich and poor. I was welcomed by all, especially those traumatised and hurting as they found solace in my calm manner, and the time I spent just holding their hand, unable to communicate in any other way because of the language barriers.

    Now I was on my way home, back to London, to face my parents with the news they would never expect to hear from me. I feared their reaction but knew that my newfound faith would see me through, when I told them that I had found God, and would shortly be entering a convent in Italy as a novice nun.


    A huge congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone who submitted!!

  • Write about an animal!

    The lovely Damian Kelly-Basher set and adjudicated our March competition:

    Brief: Write about an animal. You can write from the viewpoint of the animal, yourself, or another person/thing. 

    But you cannot use the letter ‘e’ anywhere in your work. (300 words)

    And the winners were…


    First place: ‘Woof by Viv Smith

    Sniff. Run, run hard. Run with stick. Bark, bark again, mad, bark loudly. Sshhh!

    Man looks cross. Wait, wag. Wag lots. Told to sit. Sit. Twitch a bit. Pant, pant hard, drool. Anticipation is good. Ball thrown far away; watch it land. Told to go. Run fast and swift to ball, sniff, grab, turn, go back to im. Man happy patting, rubbing, wag lots. Drop ball. Fun, sit. Try not to twitch too much. Wait for throw two, it lands a long way away. Run hard.

    Brown dog on grass, not good. Big brown dog grabs my ball, runs to his man. His man says “No!” Brown dog should drop ball, but brown dog runs backwards and forwards, not dropping it, but crouching down, wants to play with man.

    I wait, bark, wag, look around hoping for my man to act, but still too far away, chatting. Want him to talk to brown dog’s man. Pant, drool a bit, worry. Brown dog knows it’s my ball, runs around in front with it in his mouth, wagging, taunting, still gripping it in his jaws, not putting it down. Knows this is annoying. I crouch, could I fight him for my ball? Try a growl with a bark, if brown dog barks back ball could fall. Is brown dog that stupid?

    Brown dog is dumb. Ball drops barking back. I zoom in to pick it up and dash to my man for back up support. My man is still chatting to a lady, but stoops to pat and rub fur. Both happy now.. Wag lots.

    Man stops talking, grins, turns, walks across grass, I run and sniff. Walking along path I think of food from man soon, good thought, wag again.


    Second Place: Val and Anna by Wendy Falla

    My provision from Mum’s will didn’t hold much worth,

    ‘What was it?’ you may ask,

    Ah … with conditions and instructions, two long living and robust, grumpy old Torts! Known

    as Val and Anna (mum’s aunts), a fourth birthday gift and now my priority to spoil. Inhabiting

    an orchard run, built by dad from old scaffold planks and long nails, days pass munching

    Marigolds and pink Marshmallow blossom, oblivious to world chaos. Dinosaur jaws of horny

    rims clamp around young tomato plants and spinach sprouts, rich in iron, trailing from grow

    bags.

    A book from mum, noting habitat, habits and traits, instructs that a shallow warm oil bath

    (Virgin no doubt!) is a must in spring to sooth crusty limbs post a dormant six months. A

    vitamin shot prior to a coming out party and contacts for torty pals to ask along.

    Dusk brings both along a grassy path to an old quail shack on stilts, slowly up a ramp, in

    through an archway to a straw clad cocoon. Slow blinking at sundown, grunts turn into faint

    snoring, torty bliss. In Autumn, as days grow cold and with a chill in the night air, I must stop

    this pair burrowing into Ash and Poplar roots at our boundary, fast work for scaly nails

    digging through claggy clay soil – or Val and Anna will vanish on to common land, God

    forbid they should drown in a pond or pool!

    Flourishing and vigorously tackling anything blocking paths – cats, dogs, plant pots, humans

    – ploughing right on through with gusto! Mum (gran) is watching and waiting to haunt us,

    should Val and Anna pass away during my acquisition. My adult sons pray I outlast Val and

    Anna – although big son wants my piano and young son my sports car


    Third Place: ’A Stick, Stuck’ by Jacob Watkins

    I sprawl, stuck in this mud. A stick, stuck, so soon unstuck from that stout oak standing almost within touch of my spindly twigs, though also agonisingly afar. Afraid, I was, of such biting wind that blows through our park – and still I did strain outwards, gloating at low, land-plodding louts, till a strong gust brought a snap –

    What is that sound drawing in? A sniff, a scratch, purporting a snort. A shaking in my dirt, a shifting through this rusting mulch; thrumming, four fat paws, swishing scimitar-tail, pink, sloppy limb lolling from drooling mouth; I must run! But it is not a stuck stick’s lot to run.

    Hush – I should stay still, praying that vulgar snout won’t find out I am at risk. Old oak, why art thou so disloyal? My growth was in your honour, my triumphs your own – but now I rot amongst your roots, as this Satan-born thing of fur and fury draws towards my limp form.

    Good lord, I whiff its guttural panting. What foul concoctions must this glutton gulp down? Stay firm, my tumultuous bosom, hold fast, salvation still may show. But it shan’t! For its body has struck out sunlight and shrouds this land in dark! All is lost, within my assailant’s cold, murky domain, as it bows its skull and unlocks its nightmarish maw – my world is now fangs and spit –

    I pass out, for how long I do not know, but a touch of flowing air brings back our blissful world. Although, I am not hanging from my oak, but racing rapid as a brook across grass and rock, with only a slight pinch from my saviour’s thoughtful jaws holding my body tight. Now, I do not simply grow, but fly – I, a stick, and from mud I am truly unstuck.


    A huge congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone who submitted!!

  • April Competition

    Brief: Travel isn’t just about places – it’s about experiences, discoveries, and unexpected moments. Sometimes, the best (or worst!) moments happen when things go completely off track.

    Maybe you got hopelessly lost and found something incredible. Maybe bad weather ruined your perfect itinerary, only for an unplanned detour to become the highlight of your trip. Or perhaps the reality of a long-dreamed-of destination didn’t match the fantasy, yet taught you something unexpected.

    It could be funny, unsettling, heartwarming, or eye-opening – just make it real. No postcard-perfect moments. I want to see the messy, unpredictable, and wonderfully human side of travel.

    (400 words)

    Due March 25th 11:59pm

    Adjudicator: Natasha Orme

    Winners will be announced at our April 2025 meeting; online and in the newsletter thereafter.

    For full competition guidelines, please read our competition rules.

    Good luck!

  • March Competition

    Brief: Write about an animal. You can write from the viewpoint of the animal, yourself, or another person/thing. 

    But you cannot use the letter ‘e’ anywhere in your work.” (300 words)

    Due Feb 25th 11:59pm

    Adjudicator: Damian Kelly-Basher

    Winners will be announced at our March 2025 meeting; online and in the newsletter thereafter.

    For full competition guidelines, please read our competition rules.

    Good luck!

  • Short Story from a Literary Agent

    The great Justin Nash set and adjudicated for our Feb competition:

    Brief: Write a scene from a short story or novel where the protagonist is a literary agent. (300 words)

    And the winners were…


    First place: ‘Advice Needed’ by Lynn Farley-Rose

    “Good afternoon. Thank you for holding. You’re through to the Association of Authors’ Agents.”

    “I’m a member,” I said. And faltered. I’m not used to being stuck for words.

    “Jolly good,” replied the bright voice at the other end. There was a silence as she waited. “Which department would you like? Legal? International? Film and TV? Maybe AI?,” she suggested. “They’re getting a lot of calls at the moment.”

    “I don’t know,” I said limply. “Ghostwriting perhaps?” And I laughed. “Ignore that—just a joke. Maybe it’s a priest I need.”

    The voice hesitated and then came back, all clipped efficiency. “Just a moment. Putting you through now. Let’s see if Professional Development can help.”

    “Bite the bullet,” I thought, wincing and reminding myself that I try not to work with authors who resort to clichés.

    “Hello. Professional Development. How can I help?”

    “Well…” I said. “The thing is that…”

    “Don’t beat about the bush,” I thought. And I winced again.

    “I know this is going to sound a bit off the wall but I really am a paid-up member. I’ve represented a couple of quite successful romantic novelists…”

    “Well, Madam,” said the smooth male voice at the other end. “If you could give me some idea of what the problem is…”

    “Grasp the nettle.”

    “Well the thing is…there’s a woman. I got up on Thursday morning and she’d taken root at my kitchen table.” There. I’ve said it.

    “Try the Citizen’s Advice Bureau?” suggested the man.

    “Well here’s the other thing…” I said. “She works like a demon. In her long muslin dress. Filling up my A4 notepads with copperplate. She never sleeps.”

    “This time I am quite determined to complete it,” she keeps saying. “Quite determined. And

    speedily. It must be complete by my 250th anniversary.”

    She won’t leave until I agree to represent her. Can you advise?


    Runner Up: ‘No Gavels’ by Howard Teece

    There are no gavels in a British court, much to the surprise of many writers. Nor are ‘Objections!’ very common, and ‘Order, Order,’ is reserved for the House of Commons. What often exists is a hushed silence, and one had fallen in Court 14 at Chester Crown Court as His Honour Dennis Chambers delivered his verdict.

    ‘In the civil case of Davids vs Whitehead Publishing et al., I find that Simon Parsons did steal the claimant’s Intellectual Property, wit The Tortured Soul.’ The silence gasped. ‘Therefore, I order the, frankly ludicrous, advance of one million pounds to be paid to the claimant.’

    He continued with ways the defendant might appeal, but no-one cared. Simon Parsons – THE Simon Parsons – had stolen the work of another unpublished author and claimed it as his own. Discovered, fortunately, before publication.

    #

    I found Michaela Davids in an espresso bar on the third floor of a nearby hotel. It was Simon’s favourite haunt. I knew this because I was Simon’s agent.

    I also knew he hadn’t plagiarised anything.

    ‘Nice trick,’ I said, sitting opposite Michaela.

    ‘I don’t know what you mean,’ she said, sipping her Doppio. ‘The court said he stole my work.’

    Yeah. That was a problem.

    ‘You get a million pounds as a court order. There’s no tax on court orders,’ I said.

    ‘No agent’s fee, either.’ Which was true. I’d be down £150k before translation and film rights. ‘Leech.’

    Simon’s favourite word for me. Said in jest, as he knew how I’d supported him throughout his career. The editing, rejections, failed sales, and poorly attended signings. I was always there.

    But somehow, Simon and his new lover, Michaela, had colluded to dodge half a million in taxes and fees. Something I would have proved had Michaela not been strangled that evening.


    Runner Up: ‘’The Lemon Song’’ by Janey L Foster

    Felicity dozed on the 07:12 to Waterloo, half watching her reflection in the window. She faded in and out like her thoughts overnight, she strained to make out the faint shape of her face against the rolling stock. The window shuddered, with the 07:47 from Surbiton shattering her bone structure, shaking her awake.

    She couldn’t wait to see Lucy, tell her about last night and yes, she didn’t get much sleep and yes, she felt bleary but how she’d devoured the words, how she stayed propped up against her pillow, chasing the story all through the night. She lay there, tired eyes darting left and right, eager to reach the denouement. Her fine features, illuminated by the softened late-night filter on her screen, glowed against the seeping blackness around her.

    This. She smiled to herself. This is why I need this job. These characters, charging around my bloodstream now. This feeling, this writing surging off my screen into my soul.

    The predictable train announcement soothed her; she did mind the gap and she took all her belongings with her. She rushed, her mind still whirring over the chapters of The Lemon Song and Gerard, the illusive lead.

    Felicity’s black cashmere cape rippled around her like the thoughts she tried to deny. Her ankle gave way and she stumbled, the platform smacked into her face and somewhere outside herself she heard her laptop clatter. Then a hand came, it brushed her hair from the blood,

    ‘I’ve got you,’ he said. ‘Here, let me help you’ and as tears formed tracks through her foundation, she looked up and saw Gerard looking down at her, the face she’d constructed overnight, his greying stubble, the sweet cloud of blueberry vapour dispersing around him as his concerned eyes met hers.


    Runner Up: ‘’One of a Kind’’ by Johnathan Reid

    Dave dreaded one-to-one author meetings. But today’s threatened more than disappointment: it might be his last. It had been past midnight when he’d stopped polishing his latest prompt. It remained a haunting, beautiful mess, which he’d tried so hard to force into not creating the prose he still remembered. But, amongst the words which billions of readers now craved, his thoughts and emotions had kept leaking out.

    Now, sat alone in the sterile corridor of Authors Central, it was too late to back out. A door opened and the faceless assistant called his name. His posture already betrayed his uncertainty. He should have deleted his effort, but a decision on its viability now sat within something he would never comprehend.

    His assigned author, a woman with a perfunctory smile, sat behind a large, unnecessary desk. Dave blurted out, “Look, I know my prompt isn’t perfect. I was hoping an author could be assigned to reduce its… its humanity.”

    The author’s voice was smooth, her words deliberate: “Please be reassured, Mr Bennett, not everything we receive fulfils its potential. Even through us. However, your prompt just isn’t right for us at this time.”

    Dave’s gaze dropped to the beige carpet. “If you pass on this one, you know I won’t get another shot.”

    “Our artificial authors deliver on the prompts our readers demand, and the market is adequately saturated. We must strike a balance between too much, yet not enough. I’m sure you understand, despite your… natural humanity.”

    Her emotionless expression told him what he already knew. They didn’t need him to understand. Nothing would make Author Central deviate from the content which catered to next week’s predicted reading trends.

    The robotic assistant motioned for him to leave. He turned and walked out, the weight of rejection heavy on his shoulders. Natural intelligence had failed again.

  • February Competition

    Brief: Write a scene from a short story or novel where the protagonist is a literary agent. (300 words)

    Due Jan 25th 11:59pm

    Adjudicator: Justin Nash

    Winners will be announced at our February 2025 meeting; online and in the newsletter thereafter.

    For full competition guidelines, please read our competition rules.

    Good luck!