Competition were Celia Livesey (1st), Lynda Murphy (2nd), Gill Hollands (3rd)
Celia’s winning carol to the tune of We three Kings
A Christmas Nightmare.
I love Christmas – what a mistake!
Too much turkey and too much cake
On line shopping – eyeballs a-popping
Must go and have a break
O Granddad’s scoffed his paper hat
Bloke next door has killed the cat
I’m not joking – Dad’s back smoking
Mum hates that she’s getting fat
Carol singers call at the door
Dim the lights – then dive to the floor
Baby’s crying – no denying – that
We’re not here anymore
O double Eastenders every night
Stars of ‘Strictly’ shining bright
Fill your stocking – nothing shocking
You might give the kids a fright
Nan is sick she’s been on the juice
Sister Susie’s out on the loose
My head’s spinning – think I’m winning – but
Now Granddad’s turning puce
O spent the night at A & E
Boyfriend dumped me after tea
Lost all feeling – head is reeling
Dad’s just torched the Christmas tree.